uncoolest thing on the internet.
i'm not really an artist and also not funny. but somehow you ended up here. xx, andi.

The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.





- everyone

Rains of Castamere
Sigur Rós

Jaime likes pie now.



theinternetaccordingtoadrian:  Lord Ned Stark, the passive-aggressive.  Hahahah fuck yes.

Ned Stark sends his regards.

this feels quite relevant today.

The king is n e v e r safe.


By Jay Roeder

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How I Met Your Mother Cast

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